I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Barbie ruined my life! It's a really bad image for women. For a long time I thought I was deformed - because my heels didn't touch the ground. I was walking around on tiptoes. What's up with that? I think that it's a bad thing for a woman to try to emulate.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.'

Every audience has a personality. Some of them don't have the best personalities, but you're on a date with them for an hour and a half, so you just make the best of it.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that requires a corporate body to sanction it.

I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'