Do you know how, in South Africa, we call a black man with a machine gun? We call him sir.
Some look honest, but when they shake your hand you better count your fingers.
Artichokes are the real dish of the poor. It is the only dish that when you finish eating, you have more on your plate than when you started.
At end month, the last 30 days are the hardest.
Dictatorship is “shut your mouth”. Democracy is “keep on talking”.
The day shit is worth as much as gold. The poor will be born without anus.
A neutral country is the one which does not sell weapons to a country at war… unless it pays cash.
Long term credit means the less you can pay the more you pay.
Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.