If you listen to what peopel say: the rich are bad and the poor nice. Then why is it that everyone wants to be bad.
February is the month of the year when politicians say the least stupidity because there is only 28 days.
Dictatorship is “shut your mouth”. Democracy is “keep on talking”.
If one day you feel useless and depressed, remember that one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.
Everyone has ideas. The proof is that some are very bad.
I have a friend who married for love. He married a rich woman… he loves money.
Ladies, an advice: if you are looking for a man who is handsome, rich and intelligent … take three!
If their was a tax on stupidity the government will self-finance.
The day shit is worth as much as gold. The poor will be born without anus.