Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.
You have a new washing powder, the same brand, which washes whiter that the one that already washed whiter. Consequently, I am afraid to switch washing powder, I am afraid for my cloth to become see through.
I have a friend who married for love. He married a rich woman… he loves money.
Everyone has ideas. The proof is that some are very bad.
Do you know how, in South Africa, we call a black man with a machine gun? We call him sir.
God said we must share: The rich will have the food and the poor will have the appetite.
Artichokes are the real dish of the poor. It is the only dish that when you finish eating, you have more on your plate than when you started.
Some are tall, some are short! The good height for the legs, is when your feet firmly touch the ground!
Some look honest, but when they shake your hand you better count your fingers.