Some are tall, some are short! The good height for the legs, is when your feet firmly touch the ground!
Artichokes are the real dish of the poor. It is the only dish that when you finish eating, you have more on your plate than when you started.
Some look honest, but when they shake your hand you better count your fingers.
Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.
If their was a tax on stupidity the government will self-finance.
Ladies, an advice: if you are looking for a man who is handsome, rich and intelligent … take three!
God said we must share: The rich will have the food and the poor will have the appetite.
It seems that a preservative is a nice political logo. It balances inflation, allows expansion, limits overproduction and provides a satisfactory feeling of security.
The day shit is worth as much as gold. The poor will be born without anus.