God said we must share: The rich will have the food and the poor will have the appetite.
You have a new washing powder, the same brand, which washes whiter that the one that already washed whiter. Consequently, I am afraid to switch washing powder, I am afraid for my cloth to become see through.
A neutral country is the one which does not sell weapons to a country at war… unless it pays cash.
At end month, the last 30 days are the hardest.
Ladies, an advice: if you are looking for a man who is handsome, rich and intelligent … take three!
Bigamy is when you have two wives and monotony is when you have only one.
I will admirably caution politicians who take me for a joker that I am not the one who started.
It makes people laugh when you poke fun at politic. However, it is mainly politic who poke fun at us.
If one day you feel useless and depressed, remember that one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.