Dictatorship is “shut your mouth”. Democracy is “keep on talking”.
If their was a tax on stupidity the government will self-finance.
Long term credit means the less you can pay the more you pay.
If one day you feel useless and depressed, remember that one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.
At end month, the last 30 days are the hardest.
Another advice: Do not drink while driving: you could spill your drink.
Do you know how, in South Africa, we call a black man with a machine gun? We call him sir.
It is not really my fault if some people are hungry, but it would be my fault if nothing changed.
A neutral country is the one which does not sell weapons to a country at war… unless it pays cash.