Some look honest, but when they shake your hand you better count your fingers.

Politicians invest money in prisons and not in schools, because for sure they will not go back to school.

At end month, the last 30 days are the hardest.

If you listen to what peopel say: the rich are bad and the poor nice. Then why is it that everyone wants to be bad.

Artichokes are the real dish of the poor. It is the only dish that when you finish eating, you have more on your plate than when you started.

It makes people laugh when you poke fun at politic. However, it is mainly politic who poke fun at us.

Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.

The day shit is worth as much as gold. The poor will be born without anus.

Do you know how, in South Africa, we call a black man with a machine gun? We call him sir.

God said we must share: The rich will have the food and the poor will have the appetite.