Some look honest, but when they shake your hand you better count your fingers.

Long term credit means the less you can pay the more you pay.

Another advice: Do not drink while driving: you could spill your drink.

I have a friend who married for love. He married a rich woman… he loves money.

If one day you feel useless and depressed, remember that one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.

Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.

Gays do not reproduce and yet there are more of them.

I will admirably caution politicians who take me for a joker that I am not the one who started.

Bigamy is when you have two wives and monotony is when you have only one.

If their was a tax on stupidity the government will self-finance.