At end month, the last 30 days are the hardest.
The day shit is worth as much as gold. The poor will be born without anus.
Some look honest, but when they shake your hand you better count your fingers.
You have a new washing powder, the same brand, which washes whiter that the one that already washed whiter. Consequently, I am afraid to switch washing powder, I am afraid for my cloth to become see through.
February is the month of the year when politicians say the least stupidity because there is only 28 days.
God said we must share: The rich will have the food and the poor will have the appetite.
It seems that a preservative is a nice political logo. It balances inflation, allows expansion, limits overproduction and provides a satisfactory feeling of security.
Artichokes are the real dish of the poor. It is the only dish that when you finish eating, you have more on your plate than when you started.
Another advice: Do not drink while driving: you could spill your drink.