Those who know the least obey the best.

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Charming women can true converts make, We love the precepts for the teacher's sake.

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.

There is no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.

I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly.

Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.

Crimes, like virtues, are their own rewards.

Necessity, the mother of invention.

We love the precepts for the teacher's sake.

There's no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.

Poetry is a mere drug, Sir.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government: we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it.

Spare all I have, and take my life.

Captain is a good travelling name and so I take it.