Captain is a good travelling name and so I take it.

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Crimes, like virtues, are their own rewards.

Those who know the least obey the best.

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly.

Poetry is a mere drug, Sir.

There is no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.

Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.

Necessity, the mother of invention.

Spare all I have, and take my life.

We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government: we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it.

We love the precepts for the teacher's sake.

Charming women can true converts make, We love the precepts for the teacher's sake.

There's no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.