People who have no vices, have very few virtues.

Abraham Lincoln
Profession: President
Nationality: American

Some suggestions for you :
There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes.
A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
You can't make a weak man strong by making a strong man weak.
A farce or comedy is best played; a tragedy is best read at home.
I have been too familiar with disappointments to be very much chagrined.