Crimes, like virtues, are their own rewards.
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We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government: we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it.
When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.
There's no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.
Charming women can true converts make, We love the precepts for the teacher's sake.
I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
There is no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.