I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

Some suggestions for you :

I am a daylight atheist.

When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is more deprived and alone than the man who has achieved his dream?

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.