I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
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There's no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.
There is no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.
Charming women can true converts make, We love the precepts for the teacher's sake.
When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.
We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government: we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it.