I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly.

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Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.

There is no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.

Those who know the least obey the best.

Poetry is a mere drug, Sir.

Necessity, the mother of invention.

There's no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.

Charming women can true converts make, We love the precepts for the teacher's sake.

We love the precepts for the teacher's sake.

Crimes, like virtues, are their own rewards.

We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government: we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it.

Spare all I have, and take my life.

Captain is a good travelling name and so I take it.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.