If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

Some suggestions for you :

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

I am a daylight atheist.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.

At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.