What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Some suggestions for you :

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.

At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.

I am a daylight atheist.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.