I am a daylight atheist.

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Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.

When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

No man can discover his own talents.

If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.

No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.