Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.

Some suggestions for you :

If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

No man can discover his own talents.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.