The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Some suggestions for you :

Brothers are children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

Times don't change. Men do.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.