Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

Some suggestions for you :

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self.

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

No man can discover his own talents.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.