The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.

Some suggestions for you :

Have you ever tried to split sawdust?

No man could be equipped for the presidency if he has never been tempted by one of the seven cardinal sins.

It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.

This is I say the time for all good men not to go to the aid of their party but to come to the aid of their country.

I can still smell the tear gas in the Hilton Hotel.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

The Senate is the last primitive society in the world. We still worship the elders of the tribe and honor the territorial imperative.