You have all the characteristics of a popular politician a horrible voice bad breeding and a vulgar manner.

Some suggestions for you :

Under every stone lurks a politician.

High thoughts must have high language.

Shall I crack any of those old jokes master At which the audience never fail to laugh.

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Shrines! Shrines! Surely you don't believe in the gods. What's your argument? Where's your proof?

Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of building high walls and ships of war.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.

You should not decide until you have heard what both have to say.

Let each man exercise the art he knows.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

Comedy is allied to justice.