Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

Robert Orben

Robert Orben

Profession: Author
Nationality: American

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.