You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

Aristophanes
Profession: Playwright
Nationality: Greek
Some suggestions for you :
Shrines! Shrines! Surely you don't believe in the gods. What's your argument? Where's your proof?
You should not decide until you have heard what both have to say.
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.
Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
Shall I crack any of those old jokes master At which the audience never fail to laugh.