Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Robert Orben

Robert Orben

Profession: Author
Nationality: American

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. Robert Orben

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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

To err is human — and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Quit worrying about your health. Itll go away.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.