Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

Some suggestions for you :

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.