Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Robert Orben

Robert Orben

Profession: Author
Nationality: American

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What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

I take my children everywhere. Unfortunately, they find a way home.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.