Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Some suggestions for you :

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.