Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

Aristophanes
Profession: Playwright
Nationality: Greek
Some suggestions for you :
Shall I crack any of those old jokes master At which the audience never fail to laugh.
Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.
You should not decide until you have heard what both have to say.
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.