Don't get even, get mad.

Some suggestions for you :

Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family — and I don't think I could ask for anything more than that, actually.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.

I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning it is as good as they are going to feel all day.

You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.

I'm trying to figure out, Chairman of what Board? People come up to me and seriously say: 'Well, what are you Chairman of?' And I can't answer them.

For my money, Tony Bennett is the best singer in the business. He excites me when I watch him. He moves me. He's the singer who gets across what the composer has in mind, and probably a little more.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

Rock 'n Roll: The most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has been my misfortune to hear.

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.