The family spirit has rendered man carnivorous.

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A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone.

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.

Let us never forget that the greatest man is never more than an animal disguised as a god.

Maybe men are separated from each other only by the degree of their misery.

Knowledge is ancient error reflecting on its youth.

The essence of a man is found in his faults.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.

Youth doesn't reason, it acts. The old man reasons and would like to make the others act in his place.

A free spirit takes liberties even with liberty itself.

Between my head and my hand, there is always the face of death.

Only useless things are indispensable.

Pain has its reasons, pleasure is totally indifferent.

If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirt.