Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
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Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.