Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Robert Orben

Robert Orben

Profession: Author
Nationality: American


Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.. Robert Orben

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Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

I take my children everywhere. Unfortunately, they find a way home.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Quit worrying about your health. Itll go away.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.