It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

Some suggestions for you :

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

You could move.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age.Nothing does --- except wrinkles.It's true,some wines improves with age.But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room and say, "There you are" and those who say, "Here I am"

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

The best index to a perso's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good and how he treats people who can't fight back.

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.

Kissing power is stronger than will power.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.