Why is it better to love than to be loved? It is surer.

Some suggestions for you :

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.

The little I know I owe to my ignorance.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.