When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
When they make up their ledger, they balance stupidity by wealth, and vice by hypocrisy.
When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring.
When I see a spade I call it a spade.
When asked what he thought of sports, Oscar Wilde replied, "I approve of any activity that requires the wearing of special clothing.
When they entered, they found hanging upon the wall a splendid portrait of their master as.
What you really are is a Bunburyist. I was quite right in saying you were a Bunburyist. You are one of the most advanced Bunburyists I know.