When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
When I’m riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence.
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.