There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I do not want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.