Democratic societies are unfit for the publication of such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making.
An unpredictable, faithful and objective hazard seems to have systematically singled out my life to make what are normally uneventful incidents violent, phenomenal and memorable.
Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid.
Beauty should be edible, or not at all.
An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.
Begin by learning to draw and paint like the old masters. After that, you can do as you like; everyone will respect you.
Dalí is one marvellous painter, but in living times he's one marvellous clown —more interesting for everybody.
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.