When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

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It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of dying is not of importance, it lasts so short a time.

Words are but the signs of ideas.

Clear your mind of “cant”.

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still.

You teach your daughters the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company.

Hope is necessary in every condition.

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

You cannot spend money in luxury without doing good to the poor. Nay, you do more good to them by spending it in luxury, than by giving it; for by spending it in luxury, you make them exert industry, whereas by giving it, you keep them idle.

What makes all doctrines plain and clear? About two hundred pounds a year. And that which was proved true before, prove false again? Two hundred more.

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.

There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as the supposition that we still have the power of ingratiating ourselves with the fair sex.

Exercise is labor without weariness.

Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.