You see, I have friends in both places.

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The ability to find solutions to life's challenges is what makes us grow as a person.

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

I've suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened.

Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

It is a shame that we must continue to use a worthless system because it was good a thousand years ago.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns a lesson he can learn in no other way.

It know we have a fashion of saying "such and such an event was the turning-point in my life," but we shouldn't say it. We should merely grant that its place as LAST link in the chain makes it the most CONSPICUOUS link; in real importance it has no advantage over any one of its predecessors.

Wherever he found his speech growing too modern -- which was about every sentence or two -- he ladled in a few such Scriptural phrases as "exceeding sore," "and it came to pass," etc., and made things satisfactory again. "And it came to pass" was his pet. If he had left that out, his Bible would have been only a pamphlet.

The average man don't like trouble and danger.

To believe yourself brave is to be brave; it is the one only essential thing.

To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of the American art, if my position is correct.

WE ARE THE CANAANITES. WE ARE THEY THAT HAVE BEEN DRIVEN OUT OF THE LAND OF CANAAN BY THE JEWISH ROBBER, JOSHUA.