It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want—oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

Some suggestions for you :

They swore in the jury, and then the lawyer for the prostitution got up and begun.

His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.

Three months of camp life on Lake Tahoe would restore an Egyptian mummy to his pristine vigor, and give him an appetite like an alligator.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

We said there warn't no home like a raft, after all. Other places do seem so cramped up and smothery, but a raft don't. You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.

Ah, that shows you the power of music, that magician of magician, who lifts his wand and says his mysterious word and all things real pass away and the phantoms of your mind walk before you clothed in flesh.

If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to; but a hog is different.

Sometimes I feel like the sane person in a community of the mad; sometimes I feel like the one blind man where all others see; the one groping savage in the college of the learned, and always, during service, I feel like a heretic in heaven.

The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent.