I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

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A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream--a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought--a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!

You cannot trust your eyes, if your imagination is out of focus.

You know that kind of quiver that trembles around through you when you are seeing something so strange and enchanting and wonderful that it is just a fearful joy to be alive and look at it; and you know how you gaze, and your lips turn dry and your breath comes short, but you wouldn't be anywhere but there, not for the world.

I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.

Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.

There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

The word Palestine always brought to my mind a vague suggestion of a country as large as the United States. I do not know why, but such was the case. I suppose it was because I could not conceive of a small country having so large a history.

There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don't think much of the species.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

We are all alike, on the inside.