Git up and hump yourself, Jim! There ain't a minute to lose. They're after us!

Some suggestions for you :

I'm so happy I could scalp somebody.

The man who is a pessimist before knows too much if he is an optimist after it he knows too little.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

Choosing not to read is like closing an open door to paradise.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer wed all have frozen to death.

He had just acquired... a valued novelty in whistling... [H]e strode down the street with his mouth full of harmony and his soul full of gratitude. He felt much as an astronomer feels who has discovered a new planet - no doubt, as far as strong, deep, unalloyed pleasure is concerned, the advantage was with the boy, not the astronomer.

Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.

Eh bien! I no see not that that frog has nothing of better than another.

Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality.

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

The history of our race, and each individual's experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.