The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
Some suggestions for you :
One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
When ever I get the urge to write, I lie down and it usually passes.
Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer wed all have frozen to death.
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'
Most of the adventures recorded in this book really occurred.
He could be suspected of knowing anything about the murder, but still he could not be comfortable in the midst of this gossip. It kept him in a cold.
I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Of course, there are many rich men in the empire, but their money is buried, and they dress in rags and counterfeit poverty.
The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.
A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.
Smiley said all a frog wanted was education, and he could do most any thing and I believe him.