Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.
It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.
Success only breeds a new goal.
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.
That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.