Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

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England and America are two countries divided by a common language.

Heaven is the most angelically dull place in all creation.

How we lavish our money and worship on Shakespeare without in the least knowing why!

My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.

Morals are a luxury of the rich.

Wise kings wear shabby clothes, and leave the gold lace to the drum major.

I say, if you hate cruelty, remember that nothing is so cruel in its consequences as the toleration of heresy!

Swindon What will history say Burgoyne History sir will tell lies as usual.

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

What we want to see is the child in pursuit of the knowledge not the knowledge in pursuit of the child.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.