When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
I never met a man I didn't like.
A king can stand people fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.