Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.
Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.