The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W. C. Fields
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Last week I went to Philadelphia but it was closed.
Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!